Does anyone know any good pick up lines, or maybe Philadelphia Eagles jokes?
best answer recieves points.
Hi, Danel!
How about:
"Excuse me miss, but does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?"
Works for me every time!
Ha Ha!
John H
edit - I just noticed you posted this in Drawing&Illustration.
You might want to re-post this in Singles&Dating to get more responses.
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im feeling funny and jittery and enchanted. i want jokes and pick up lines for no reason but my own appeal:)
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I need some laughs right now because im sick so any cool jokes or pick up lines?
I love pickup lines, so here we go.
if your left leg is thanksgiving, and your right leg is christmas, can i visit between holidays?
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I need some laughs right now because im sick so any cool jokes or pick up lines?
I love pickup lines, so here we go.
if your left leg is thanksgiving, and your right leg is christmas, can i visit between holidays?
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my penis stopped breathing, can [...]
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Tell me some of the best, worst, lamest pick up lines you've ever used or had used on you.
Just a matter of interest.
here's a couple i've heard and my friends have heard
i don't wanna impress you or anything but i'm batman !!
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you're eyes [...]
